I’m not as depressed today as I was yesterday. I’ve reminded myself of who is in control and is who has my best interests in mind.
Today, I’ve found myself brainstorming possible jobs I could do in the event that Education thing doesn’t quite pan out.
-Plus Size Exotic Dancer-mos def, I could do this…….there has to be a need for that, right? I have definitely got the skills.
-Crazy Bag Lady-TECHNICALLY, I’m already there….I mean, I’m already crazy and I already carry way to many bags for a normal person. DONE!
-Dumpster Diver-as long as I can be assured there is no human feces or critters, I’m up for that.
-Contortionist at the Circus-my doctor did ask me if I was a contortionist…
-Mystery Shopper-however, the mystery is who’s money would I be using.
-Food Critic-I would be an excellent critic of pizza, cheese fries, and basically all foods that are TERRIBLE for your health!
-Craft Room Organizer-as long as I can do WHATEVER I want in the room and be left alone while I do it, this would be a good job for me…..really, organizing anything, I would be good at. I really enjoy it.
-Taxi Driver a la Mustang-no? I mean, it would be a one person ride but still…..actually gas is pretty high right now, so nevermind…
Well, there you have it. My list of possibilities. We shall see. I always have “hobo” and “live off the government” too but those are last resorts.
Have a great day!